1. My Friend Becca

Everyone has a friend, right? Sometimes they are your fat, ugly, strange, weird, wtf friend, but whatever they are, they will do anything for you, right?

2. Hottest pole Dancer Ever

Just check out this pussy, looks like it's going to get squashed against the pole at some points, but no, this woman's more careful than that.

3. Sweet Pussy Carmen

With Halloween fast approaching what better way to celebrate it than cross-dressing as a witch & have a fantastic feline like Carmen all snuggled up on your lap

4. Cop Threatens to Break Skater's Arm

A cop arrests a skater kid and gets rough with him after the skater runs his mouth. Man cops are total assholes but if you are pussy skater then you should keep your mouth shut.

5. Heidi Klum Never Gets Old

Man i love this video too much! It might be a little old but Heidi is still mega smoking which always begs the question of why is she with Seal, the ugly doofus?

6. Sexism Rulez!

It's a tough world out there filled with some harsh realities, especially when it comes to equal opportunities - In their defense, fat ugly chicks do try harder....

7. Pussy Cat Proll And 50 Sven

Who knows what they are talking about but they look funny as hell.

8. Ninja Pussy

Whoever said that ninjas had to be human didn't know what he was talking about - This crazy cat is one sneaky little ninja b#stard

9. Pussy Printer Problems

Attempting to fix a malfunctioning printer without calling tech support is a difficult job, especially so if you don't have opposable thumbs !

10. It's The Ruddy Future - WTF!?!

In the past people who worked on the internet were ugly freaks with itchy cardigans made from social paranoia and awkwardness, but not any more, now we're all at it and people who work in technology are hailed as gods on this earth!

11. Spring Break Just Got Ugly

Oh man you know she has been coming back for years, one too many years some might say!

12. Take One For The Team

Damn man! I always thought taking one for the team was where you ended up taking home the ugly girl of the group so your buddies could bang the hotties. This seems much easier.

13. The Pussy Patch

When chick just cant get any this is what they use.

14. Pussy Printer Problems

Attempting to fix a malfunctioning printer without calling tech support is a difficult job, especially so if you don´t have opposable thumbs

15. Pussy Popping Pole Dancing

Just check out this pussy, looks like it's going to get squashed against the pole at some point!

16. Baby Flamingos Are Ugly

17. Fix Your Ugly Smile

18. Awesome Hi Dive Pic

19. Awesome Hi Dive Pic

20. Amanda Harrington's HAWT

Meet the brand-new Wife and Girlfriend (WAG) of Manchester City soccer star and professional ugly r-tard Joey Barton.